Do you have a highlight reel of the best things you've ever eaten? This will forever hold a spot in mine.

Grandma doesn't measure anything...

I'm sort of a homemade elitist. Even I find myself pretty annoying when I can hear the way I talk about how so many things are better when they're made from scratch (they are, but no one cares Mandy)..

Anyone else on Master of None right now? About to up and forgo all of my responsibilities, move to Modena, and spend my time making pasta with beautiful Italians. 

We come from a family of pretty serious gardeners. We grew up watching corn, cherry tomatoes, peppers, zucchini and cucumbers sprout up on the hill in our backyard. And while the planning and maintenance of the garden was never really our responsibility, fighting over who got to pick the ripe veggies was a common argument, typically resulting in the plucking of some orange tomatoes and not-yet-ripe baby cucumbers.

There's only so much we can say about this recipe. You could combine eggs, cheese, and bread in 1,000 different ways, and we'd love them all... but we'd never love them like this.

Ok, technically, this is just assembly. I'm not reinventing the wheel here. I say this to reiterate that I firmly believe that anyone can cook-- or at least, make a solid sandwich.

The internet is dangerous. Raise your hand if you've fallen victim to watching a food video over and over again, until you're convinced you just finished your BA in Pastry Arts and could fondant the shit out of a dinosaur themed birthday cake.